Knobbing Thistle - Industrial Death Reggae

Thee Exploiters of

Knobbing Thistle: Industrial Death Reggae, Non-music, Noise, Psychic TV,PTV,Coil, Throbbing Gristle, RE:TG

KNOBBING THISTLE were:


Eeyore P. Illock	Urrh! -the Man too stupid to name.	Toasty Cosey Teacake

Is this the worst band in the world? Knobbing Thistle - The exploiters of Industrial Death Reggae,

were conceived in thee throat of night in thee last few hours before Totality, thee phoenix rebirth ov thee sun.

We held vigil beneath the path of thee total solar eclipse ov august 1999ev.

As thee wait coum to an end our brave ritualeers witnessed thee pearl beads of bailey pierce thee clouds with light.

At this moment we were infused with unknown spirits and a new era wuz born.

Thus, in an age of TV karaoke pop star competitions, celebrity stars in their eyes, tribute soundalikey bands and re:formed nostalgia campers

we becoum Knobbing Thistle – scourge of seventies industrial musick

Knobbing Thistle evolved form the rotting carcass of 'Albert Steptoe's Love Kingdom'.

Disillusioned with the music scene, KT sold out before buying in, joined in with the rest of the tat,

threw away the Portance of producing exciting innovative music and like the Turner Prize nominees

extracted from the litterbins the ideas that other people should have thrown away,

in fact we should have thrown it away as well.

A Dis-tribute Band - "Respect and Ridicule".

The Itstory of Knobbing Thistle

KT might just find they suddenly becoum incredibly popular. Stranger things have happened - Whitehouse for instance...